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Start answering people’s invasive questions with “does it matter?”
Watch them explode lmao
Okay but true facts, this can make a profound impact. When I was younger, I had a friend who is trans and my mom once asked what his birth name was, and I asked, “Why does it matter?” She paused and answered something to the effect of, “You’re right, it doesn’t.”
vanillahoneybush
Been doing this for a few years now. Have often been labeled as “rude” because of it, but we don’t owe anyone more information than we want to give them. Ever.
Heh… Make sure you watch out for the wind.
frejaboisen
very proud of this~
I wondered what Link’s entire face looked like when you decline to observe the Gerudo class. His expressions are so much fun in this game!
oikawa shut your whore mouth
windjammah
adult person: life gets faster as you get older!
me aged 10: sounds fake but ok
me now:
“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.
A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.
I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,
“I am the manager.”
Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018)
Someone photoshop this Bulbasaur riding a motorcycle!
Yes please
My editing doesn’t do this bulb any justice, but I’ve attempted to give him a motorcycle
Riot Games: This is Akali, the epitome of coolness
Me: Wow thanks I love her so much
Riot Games: And here’s her hot girlfriend Evelynn
Me: *sobs* I owe you my life
Evelynn to Akali: You’re so cute, I could just eat you out.
Evelynn: I mean up.
Evelynn: No, I don’t.